Thank You For Vaping. Really.

image: “THANK YOU FOR SMOKING” (2005)

-“We reserve the right to smoke for the young, the poor, the black and the stupid”

R.J. Reynolds executive’s reply when asked why he didn’t smoke. 1970’s.


To para-quote Mark Twain, “It’s Easy to Quit Smoking. I’ve Done It 10 Times”.

The smoking of tobacco in the last century HAS to be the biggest joke on humanity by the perverted occultists.
To have, literally, under our noses and in our face the only product ever created that’s only purpose is to kill you. And it proves the human body-mind relation to be so easy to manipulate, disorder and destroy. Cigars are a monument to humans’ utter ignorance.

As George Carlin once said:
“Cigarettes are the ONLY product that, if used purposefully, as designed,
will cause your death, Invariably.”

And I know some of you might say:
“Well, you die eventually. doesn’t matter what you do on the way.”
I know this mindset. I, myself, was in it when i talked a friend out of Vegetarianism.
You should tell that to a cow about to be slaughtered.

“On that day I stopped smoking tobacco.
That was it. I quit. That’s pretty powerful stuff.

I just got the device myself.
I didn’t need anyone’s help.
I didn’t need a prescription.
I didn’t need a doctor’s say so.

I didn’t need a hand out from the government.
Or the health authority, or a charity.

I just quit smoking. That’s mad. That’s kinda cool.”

In 1963, a patent was filed for a “smokeless non-tobacco cigarette,” but the invention did not take off. Fast-forward to 2013, and electronic cigarettes, or e-cigs, as they’re called— had mushroomed into a billion-dollar industry.

Currently, Very little scientific data is available regarding vaping.
But there are already common sense to prove the usefulness of it.
Disregarding seemingly cautious protests.

You’ll be back to brownish fingernails, dirty coughs and drying of the skin.
Oral hygiene is the most apparent side of the damaging effects smoking offers.

Not to mention your smoking is a hazard to anyone near you.Children, animals, plants. There are easier ways of being a dick to your surroundings.

Others claim that the VAPE culture is also a part of the bigger smoking culture.
But that is plain wrong and couldn’t be farther from the truth.
To say that vaping companies are a part of the of the BIG TOBACCO is to say that Artificial sweeteners are in the sugar plantations business. Although, for now, a symbiosis exists, it is only that: a co-relation. And one is doomed for passing away.


So, Thank You For Vaping, against all odds.


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